Paper performance #1:s.c.a.f.d.s.

New performance business card campaign: S.C.A.F.D.S.

Scenario: 
Person A: Complaining about ____________. (fill in the blank).
Me: Hands them a Business Card
Person A: Reads the card. "What does S.C.A.F.D.S. mean?"
Me: "Turn the card over"
Person A: Turns the card over, reads the message on back and proceeds to take it's advice.